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"My mother doesn’t like tattoos. She says art belongs on a wall. Well I say no one, not even my mother gets to tell me that I can’t be a masterpiece."

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

(via sniffing)

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via makinsexy)

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

(via sniffing)

aangnog:

pick up line: please

(Source: terrakion, via sniffing)

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi, via sniffing)

snapchatting:

keep a can of Silly String with you at all times in case of an emergency